Friday, January 25, 2008

You Need to Protect Yourself.

I didn't realize this, but we need to protect ourselves from monsters. I know how. Here's what you gotta do. Take a marker and write on every inch of exposed skin that you have. While you're marking up the tops of your feet - don't forget the bottom. and your forearms. it helps if you draw a little ghost on your hands. The ghost scares the monster away better.

How do I know this? My daughter showed me. She's done it twice now, so it's gotta help, right?! The next time she does this, I'll snap a picture.

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